I am not a fan of forwards, but this was funny.

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at thesleek and shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!''That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?' 'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctorproudly. The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?' 'Noproblem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my Moped!' Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what hiscar can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads160 mph.


Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHHOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!! Something whips by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari,the doctor asks himself.? He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph and he feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN.


Astounded by the speed of the old guy, he floors the gas pedaland takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten secondslater he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flatout, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly the Moped plows into theback of his Ferrari, demolishing his rear end. The doctor stops andjumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up tothe banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor...is there anything I cando for you?' The old man whispers, 'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror'.